A Nation In The Kitchen

- name?

- I'd love to shove my cock in her ass

- Every year I go to the in laws for thanksgiving weekend I wind up fucking my wife in the kitchen. Sometimes it’s 2am when everyone else is asleep. Sometimes it’s when we’re put on clean up duty and the rest are napping. Sometimes it’s not til Black Friday and everyone is shopping. Every year we get caught. Both her parents, her siblings and an adult cousin all walked in on us at some point. Sometimes one walks in on us, scurries out and then 15min later another one walks in on us. At this point

- they all know to stay in their rooms after 11pm and not go to the kitchen for a late snack. This past year hey didn’t walk in on us but her wife’s sweaty ass left a stain on the counter she forgot to wipe down and her mother gave her quite the lecture on the importance of one cleaning up after oneself. Oddly enough we never fuck in the kitchen at home. She has certain unknowable hang ups when I suggest it.